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Dirty Tristen

A man with a huge dick, sings well, and is bit yknow weird! all in all amazing person
God Tristen is actually just a Dirty Tristen!

Dirty TRISTAN 

A man with a massive dick that all the girls love
Dirty TRISTAN by Trump 2024 7474 January 29, 2020

Dirty Tristan 

The most legendary of all dirty maneuvers comprable to the entire avengers team having an orgy with Hulk on top
The dirty Tristan is life's greatest experience

Dirty TRISTAN 

A man with a massive dick that destroys all of the girls
Dirty TRISTAN by Trump 2024 7474 January 29, 2020

Dirty Tristan 

The most epic of all dirty stuff, insert imagination here
The Dirty Tristan was only limited by her longing for depravity

Dirty Tristan 

When the dick is too huge for the mouth so you shove it in even further and it reaches the stomach, then you pull it out very hard and the person chokes, then you force them in 2 hardcore rounds of sex where you go all in, sticking it in so far, further than it is supposed to go in, then the other person shoves a banana up his butthole, then he screams in their ass so loud, it shatters the condom, then it goes all wrongy wrongy.
Hey Teddy, nice dirty Tristan last night, geez, i had a headache from that one, by the way, can you rub my breasts?
Dirty Tristan by fjhusihfe March 18, 2022
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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