dirty scotty

When a thicccccc thiccccccc boy can twerk like a god and throw so much ass and get so much cash!

Damn, He is so thiccccc! He can throw it like a Dirty Scotty and make so much money.

by JeanAlmondJoy April 16, 2020

Dirty Scotty

Dirty Scotty is a man who lost a dildo up his ass and is a literal asshole because he has a dick in his colon.

“Man, that guy is being a Dirty Scotty!”

by Lockthedoor May 1, 2020

Dirty Scotty

When boring sex is being had in one's bedroom, in an attempt to spice things up, chicken pate is used in place of lube and must be applied whilst saying, 'just enjoy yourself' in a Birmingham accent.

Shagging the Mrs last night and wasn't going well so had to give it the old 'dirty scotty'

by NoDramaFarmer January 25, 2025

Dirty Scott

To be dancing with a female at a party as a male, and start having manual sex with said female against a wall.

"Dude, this chick was grinding on me so hard at that party, I just had to dirty Scott that bitch. It was fucked up."

by THE Dirty Scott October 30, 2011

Dirty Scott

When a perverted principle, primarily in the Long Island region, slowly but surely attempts to hold the hands of young high school girls in the hallway and sniff their necks.

Yo... watch out for Dirty Scott, finna grab ya hands then grab ya cooch

by Oompaloompado November 15, 2021

dirty scott

To masterbait with an un-know substance , such as snot from nose , or car oil , or things found on the table at lunch and use it as a "dirty scott"

We found some slimy stuff on the ground so i did a dirty scott

by Josh whaileer February 17, 2008

dirty scottie

When you are having sex with a fat woman in a pit of mud right before you ejactulate you shove her under and then right before you cun you let her up to ejactulate into her face or eye

Jimmy took Beth to an old mudding spot and pulled a dirty scottie

by Pattie cake January 17, 2016