Definitions by NoDramaFarmer

Dirty Scotty 

When boring sex is being had in one's bedroom, in an attempt to spice things up, chicken pate is used in place of lube and must be applied whilst saying, 'just enjoy yourself' in a Birmingham accent.

Shagging the Mrs last night and wasn't going well so had to give it the old 'dirty scotty'

Dirty Scotty by NoDramaFarmer January 25, 2025