A dirty rylee is a skank hoe who will sleep with anything with or without a pulse. She’ll cheat on her bf to get attention, and she’ll sleep with all her friends bfs too. Also I heard she smells like fish and moldy cheese 🐟🐟🐟yeasssstyyyyy bitch🤮
Girl don’t be a dirty rylee, just break up with your man if you wanna sleep around🙄
When a man has a Charizard body pillow and cuts a hole in its arse before filling it with warm spaghetti and using it to pleasure himself, before finishing he screams Squirtle I choose you before repeating the same thing with a Squirtle body pillow be repeats this until he has finished in a body pillow of all the generation 1 pokemon.
I just ordered a bunch of Pokemon bodypillows, you know what that means... Dirty Rylen!!
Decrease in stress that coincides with completing the first load of laundry after letting dirty clothes pile up for too long.
Man, I was getting to the point where I was wearing my cleanest dirty shirt every day, until I finally got to the laundromat, and wouldn't you know it? but as soon as I got going, a wave of dirt relief set in.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.