Dirty Ranch

something you should have but definitely don’t

I’ll just grab this dirty ranch

Dirty Ranch by OnlineFactsMan January 14, 2022

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Dirty Ranch Dip

1 female, 1 or more males. Speculum is used to open vagina or asshole and ranch dressing poured into the orifice. Man or men then dip the balls into the ranch and the female subsequently licks the ranch dip off of the scrotum. Dirty Ranch Dip.

Megan enjoyed the Dirty Ranch Dip as prepared by Billy.

Dirty Ranch Dip by GingerMedic August 20, 2022

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Dirty Ranch Dip

Megan enjoyed the Dirty Ranch Dip as prepared by Billy.

Dirty Ranch Dip by GingerMedic August 20, 2022

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Dirty Rachel

Sweetest and genuine woman you've ever met. She's the girl that gives the shirt off her back to the person she hates the most. Only reason she's called a 'Dirty Rachel', is because if you actually cross her(it takes a lot to cross a Rachel, you gotta be hurting her family), you fucked.

You didn't mess with her fam, bro you bout to see Dirty Rachel.

Dirty Rachel by youll_be_say'n_fml_Dirty_Harry October 6, 2019

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Dirty Rachel

The act of shitting yourself whilst falling down the stairs.

I was so drunk that when I tried to go to bed, I ended up doing a Dirty Rachel instead

Dirty Rachel by Carvery Dave April 9, 2020

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Dirty Ranchez

To rub ranch dressing under a girls nose during sex. Originated on the Internet forum Siggy Nation, JackWhack a female member hated Ranch Dressing so much, her boyfriend rubbed ranch dressing under her nose during sex.

I just gave my girlfriend a dirty ranchez.

Dirty Ranchez by Original Tilly November 7, 2007

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Dirty Rachel

When a female is so amazing in bed that you want more, but she won’t let you hit it again.

“I’ve been trying to call her ever since Friday night, but I think she blocked me number.” “Damn bro, she pulled a Dirty Rachel On you.”

Dirty Rachel by Autumn_Spitfire June 5, 2020

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