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When you acquire a girl's phone number through the internet, and tell her "I'll send you something dirty so you know it's me." Then, send her a picture of a dirty puppy.

Tina: How is online dating going?
Marissa: it's okay. A lot of perverts out there... I think one of them sent me a picture of his junk.
Tina: LET ME SEE!
Marissa: Ok, here you go, but I don't want to see it.
Tina: OMG that is the cutest dirty puppy I've ever seen! You should give this guy a blowjob.

dirty puppy by WeftyandMash August 8, 2014

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Dirty Puppy

When you meet a girl for a day and in that short while you all have kinky sex using dog related toys.

Remember that guy I met the other day,he treated me like such a “dirty puppy.”

Dirty Puppy by Grapfruit January 3, 2021

Related Words

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dirty puppet

when one takes of another's sock, shits in said sock, and puts it back on the owner's foot.

You son of a bitch, Pete. I can't believe you gave me a dirty puppet last night. I'm never gonna get the shit oout from between my toes.

dirty puppet by Mack Buckeye November 4, 2007

Dirty poppy

A dirty poppy is when your confused about your sexuality so you have sex with furry’s while watching anime to explore yourself.

“Damn I’m so down to dirty poppy rn it’s unreal”

Dirty poppy by Rrats August 1, 2022

Dirty Poppy

Based off of an angel kiss, eating out a girl when she's on her period, except take a glob of the blood with your mouth, dropping it on the left side of the girl's chest, and drawing a poppy with your tongue.

Because it's November, I gave my girl a dirty poppy.

Dirty Poppy by Ceige7 March 31, 2009

dirt puppy

A low level street criminal who believes they are more important than they are. They are usually addicted, dirty, unkempt and are of below average intelligence.

Look are that street urchant walking up and down the block all day looking for a way to get his fix.

Yea that dude is a straight dirt puppy!!

dirt puppy by Sapporo December 19, 2015

Dirty Poppy

When you are having a couple swap and afterwards the dog eats the used condoms

Oh no the dogs done a dirty poppy

Dirty Poppy by Benji1272 May 10, 2023

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026