dirty puppy

When you acquire a girl's phone number through the internet, and tell her "I'll send you something dirty so you know it's me." Then, send her a picture of a dirty puppy.

Tina: How is online dating going?
Marissa: it's okay. A lot of perverts out there... I think one of them sent me a picture of his junk.
Tina: LET ME SEE!
Marissa: Ok, here you go, but I don't want to see it.
Tina: OMG that is the cutest dirty puppy I've ever seen! You should give this guy a blowjob.

by WeftyandMash August 8, 2014

Dirty Puppy

When you meet a girl for a day and in that short while you all have kinky sex using dog related toys.

Remember that guy I met the other day,he treated me like such a “dirty puppy.”

by Grapfruit January 3, 2021

dirty puppet

when one takes of another's sock, shits in said sock, and puts it back on the owner's foot.

You son of a bitch, Pete. I can't believe you gave me a dirty puppet last night. I'm never gonna get the shit oout from between my toes.

by Mack Buckeye November 4, 2007

Dirty poppy

A dirty poppy is when your confused about your sexuality so you have sex with furry’s while watching anime to explore yourself.

“Damn I’m so down to dirty poppy rn it’s unreal”

by Rrats August 1, 2022

Dirty Poppy

Based off of an angel kiss, eating out a girl when she's on her period, except take a glob of the blood with your mouth, dropping it on the left side of the girl's chest, and drawing a poppy with your tongue.

Because it's November, I gave my girl a dirty poppy.

by Ceige7 March 31, 2009

dirt puppy

A low level street criminal who believes they are more important than they are. They are usually addicted, dirty, unkempt and are of below average intelligence.

Look are that street urchant walking up and down the block all day looking for a way to get his fix.

Yea that dude is a straight dirt puppy!!

by Sapporo December 19, 2015

Dirty Poppy

When you are having a couple swap and afterwards the dog eats the used condoms

Oh no the dogs done a dirty poppy

by Benji1272 May 10, 2023