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Dirty Plate 

A dirty plate is someone who has slept with a lot of people and picked up a few diseases along the way. A slut is a plate, because they offer sex to you on a plate, so a dirty plate is a slut with STDs.
Example 1
Boy 1: The girl just offered me sex.
Boy 2 : Don't sleep with her, she is a Dirty Plate!

Exmaple 2
Friend 1: Why do all the guys sleep with Hannah?
Friend 2: When sex is offered to a guy on a plate, he is going to take it!
Friend 3 : Yeah but wouldn't you want a clean plate?
Dirty Plate by sour_lemon_drops March 20, 2011
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Dirty Patel 

You are doing a girl in the 5 hole (arse) -- you pull out and stick your finger(s) in to scoop some shite out and apply to the forehead of the girl -- as a bindi.

Once done, you throw your hands up in victory, because you have made the girl a Dirty Patel.
First I showed her my Dirty Patel, then I made sure she joined the club.
Dirty Patel by Patelinator6969 September 11, 2004

dirty place 

1. The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste is eliminated from the body.
2. Anus
3. Asshole
Some girls like it when I use my pinky to "shock" thier dirty place.
dirty place by 865251 January 13, 2006

Dirty Pate

When your best friends wife gets aroused by putting her finger in your belly button while saying “balalalala”.
“Molly totally gave Derek a Dirty pate last night”
Dirty Pate by Simplynader August 20, 2022

dirty old poop place 

the ass hole where you poop
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