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The dirty Mitch 

When you spin around with your pants off until you throw up then you vomit onto your erect penis and hand and use it as a lubricant and jack yourself off
Guy 1: hey what did you do by your self last night
Guy 2: I played call of duty, watched porn for four hours and pulled the dirty mitch
Guy 1: sick
The dirty Mitch by MItch111166699 September 27, 2011

Dirty Mitch 

When one takes an unnaturally large shit in a public toilet and leaves it for the next guy. The shit may be so massive that the toilet in question may need to be removed.
Tom: Holy Fuck! come check this out, somebody pulled a dirty mitch!
Dirty Mitch by Supermannnnnnn December 9, 2008

Dirty Mitchell 

Easily the sexiest man alive! Constantly doing badass shit and smoking the most fire weed! Been known to steal your bitch!
Bro dirty Mitchell is a fucking legend
Dirty Mitchell by Dopestuff123 October 21, 2019

Dirty Mitchel 

A dirty Mitchel is the act of getting your best friends oily balls dragged across your forehead and your toes
Yo I was at my friends and we did a dirty mitchel
Dirty Mitchel by Steven lime April 29, 2022

Dirty Mitchell 

The act of meeting the gayest person ever. He'll try bumrape your dog everynight and always has atleast a million buttplugs in his ass at a time
I met a Dirty Mitchell the other day

Unlucky man
Dirty Mitchell by Brenton Toobab October 16, 2022

dirty matcha

When you go into a Japanese sex club and get a pretty boy in a grinch costume.
That dirty matcha really got me off at the club last night.
dirty matcha by LikeTheAlcohol February 13, 2021