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Dirty Monty 

Drink one beer with a spoon of tabasco as fast as you can
A: I just did a dirty monty
B: wtf. are you ok?
Dirty Monty by Luke from Leoben September 28, 2023
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Dirty Monty 

When you encounter that older guy that gives off a creepy vibe and after a conversation you realize he probably just want to brush your hair or give your nasty feet a pedicure while you take a bubble bath
I quickly put my child in the car when he gave me the "Dirty Monty" vibe but after helping jump my car, I shared my hairbrush and earned the title Uncle Monty
Dirty Monty by elsbeth May 1, 2022

Dirty Monty 

When you are giving a woman the “Shocker” only to pull your hand out and find your pinky finger covered in shit.
I was giving my Bosses sister in law the Shocker last night when I smelt something funny, I pulled my hand out and discovered it turned into a Dirty Monty
Dirty Monty by Rford4088 March 1, 2023

dirty money 

Profit from the sale of narcotics, prostitution, guns, or other illegal activities. Money that needs to be laundered.
Don't put your dirty money in the bank or else the IRS will get you like they got Capone.
dirty money by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

Dirty Money 

A term used to describe an event, person, place, or thing that is/was disturbing, awkward, outlandish, wild, or not socially acceptable.

Also a ‘super fly’ gangster slang term with similar application, although used more liberally applying to normal things/everything as well.
>So he says he'll get its right back to me, but I know Eric is really unreliable
>>Man, thats some dirty money! I hope you don't expect to see your Tenga Egg again!

>Oh no! I just saw Eric kissing his sister~ thats some dirty freaking money!

>Yo Q, I heard you were spitting fire in the studio the other night, Thats dirty money!

>>You know it mang!

>Those rims are dirty money baby
Dirty Money by Big Uke March 21, 2010

Dirty Minty 

When someone sticks a food item up their ass, such as a mint or chicken drumstick, and then feeds it to someone without them knowing where it was
Ian did a dirty minty with the KFC. Don't eat it.
Dirty Minty by FeenianShlang April 17, 2020

dirty money 

a phrase used by homosexual meatheads who suck the muscle supplements out of eachothers cocks. typically they say it when they listen to gay ass wiz khalifa shit and bust all over eachothers triceps
thats dirty money.

the money is dirty.
dirty money by B16 P1MP1N June 21, 2011
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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