22 definitions by DoktorJ

1. To steal (esp. land or real estate)
2. To make a bold or agressive move towards ones objective, often used in business or driving terms.
1. Yoink! I ganked your doughnut. Kyke Move!
2. Roy is such a crazy driver, he was pulling kyke moves all over the freeway!
by DoktorJ December 15, 2005
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The feeling of moral and physical superiority one derives from riding a bicycle instead of driving a car.
Justin felt so good about himself from riding his bike to work all week, he delivered an obnoxious sermon to his co-workers about refusing to contribute to the destruction of the environment and resource wars. And that was when he realized he had bicycle egotism.
by DoktorJ February 19, 2014
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Someone who robs pharmacies to steal prespcription drugs for later resale on the black market.
"I went drugstore cowboy on that clinic, straight riskin' my life fo them pillz dog!"
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
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AIDS Grenade (noun): When you start hanging out with a chick who has AIDS, just so that everyone will think you close, and then when your enemies come out of the woodwork to bang her, they get AIDS.
Dude: 'Does Jim really bang that junkie chick who's always hanging around?'

Bro: 'Naw, she's an AIDS Grenade.'
by DoktorJ November 25, 2014
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Slut that a gentleman bangs between wives.
You know that high class dude ain't gonna keep bangin' that stank ho forever. She's just a midwife.
by DoktorJ October 26, 2014
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Feminism perpetrated with the obvious agenda of getting laid. Not real feminism, but manipulative sycophantic speech and gestures disguised as feminism. Can often even take the form of competitive flirting, where one romantic candidate tries to be "more feminist" than another.
"He won't treat her like a lady," Logan said.

But what he really meant was that he wanted her for himself, and would stoop to any level to discredit her true love's worthiness.

Logan was always doing this. His over-zealous and competitive douchebag feminism was a transparent attempt to be sexually popular with women, thus feeding his own sexual conquest of all the local girls.
by DoktorJ February 24, 2014
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Glass tube with a bubble on the end and a carb hole, sold as a means to burn liquid incense, but actually used to smoke meth, crank, or ice.
Julio asked the smokeshop manager for an incense burner so he could buy a meth pipe without violating any laws.
by DoktorJ December 15, 2005
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