Dirty Mella 

When your boyfriend is getting into that anal and you decide to take a shit mid smash but force your boyfriend to keep going.

I gave my boyfriend a Dirty Mella in bed last night

Dirty Mella by Thunder_Zach July 5, 2023

Dirty Mallard 

A sexual act performed when a male, while having sex with a female in either the missionary or more preferably the doggy style position, reaches around his backside and obtains a sizeable amount of sweat from his Perineum (a.k.a. Chode, Brum, Taint, etc.). Said sweat is then wiped upon the females upper lip, directly underneath the nose. The maneuver is completed with the male folding each of his arms to resemble wings, flapping his "wings", and vocalizing an ear-shattering "Quack-Quack".

As Brian was ravishing Krista from the rear and giving her the ultimate in sexual pleasure, Krista suddenly felt Brians finger on her upper lip. Within an instant her olfactory senses were overwhelmed by an extremely foul odor, accompanied by the loud call of the Mallard Duck and a rush of air upon her backside presumably caused by the flapping of limbs. Unbeknownst to Krista, she had received the ultimate sexual insult: The Dirty Mallard!

Dirty Mallard by Landon M. September 28, 2006

dirty mallard 

the act of scraping some duck butter from your grundle
and smearing it on one's face, often under the nose and above the lip, like a dirty sanchez

Joe: what's that on your face?

Bob: that nasty fuck over there just gave me a dirty mallard

Joe:....tisfu

dirty mallard by Blake C. June 16, 2008

Dirty meelah

There is only one dirty meelah, she is small, good luck finding her.

Oh bro! I finally found dirty meelah and I’m in love with her!

Dirty meelah by LyraLyona September 8, 2021

dirtyella 

When you fuck everyone’s mums

Mum: hello Ella!
Ella: *fucks mum*
Mum: u dirtyella

dirtyella by Doingyourmum November 28, 2021