Dirty Mella
When your boyfriend is getting into that anal and you decide to take a shit mid smash but force your boyfriend to keep going.
Dirty Mella by Thunder_Zach July 5, 2023
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Dirty Mallard
A sexual act performed when a male, while having sex with a female in either the missionary or more preferably the doggy style position, reaches around his backside and obtains a sizeable amount of sweat from his Perineum (a.k.a. Chode, Brum, Taint, etc.). Said sweat is then wiped upon the females upper lip, directly underneath the nose. The maneuver is completed with the male folding each of his arms to resemble wings, flapping his "wings", and vocalizing an ear-shattering "Quack-Quack".
As Brian was ravishing Krista from the rear and giving her the ultimate in sexual pleasure, Krista suddenly felt Brians finger on her upper lip. Within an instant her olfactory senses were overwhelmed by an extremely foul odor, accompanied by the loud call of the Mallard Duck and a rush of air upon her backside presumably caused by the flapping of limbs. Unbeknownst to Krista, she had received the ultimate sexual insult: The Dirty Mallard!
Dirty Mallard by Landon M. September 28, 2006
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dirty mallard
the act of scraping some duck butter from your grundle
and smearing it on one's face, often under the nose and above the lip, like a dirty sanchez
and smearing it on one's face, often under the nose and above the lip, like a dirty sanchez
Joe: what's that on your face?
Bob: that nasty fuck over there just gave me a dirty mallard
Joe:....tisfu
Bob: that nasty fuck over there just gave me a dirty mallard
Joe:....tisfu
dirty mallard by Blake C. June 16, 2008
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dirtyella by Doingyourmum November 28, 2021
Shackteâu
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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