Dirty Martian
a dirty martian is where someone goes to homedeopt and purchase an illegal imagrant/alien n takes him home to strangle him in the shower while he jacks off
Dirty Martian by MufasaNig December 14, 2010
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Dirty Martin
The sexual act of a small angry man, pumping doggy style while ringing a bell and signing the rebel tunes
Dirty Martin by Rebel Bell Ringer June 6, 2020
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Dirty Marian
A dirty marian is the type of gal that's gone through several husbands. You can tell their most recent husband has died of natural causes by the silk robe with fur cuffs and collar they wear immediately after his death. When she isn't married to a rich man on death's door, she's sleeping with other women in her luxurious home.
In other words, a dirty marian is a lesbian widow ready to inherit the money of old men that are soon to die of natural causes.
In other words, a dirty marian is a lesbian widow ready to inherit the money of old men that are soon to die of natural causes.
"Yo dude, check out that sexy girl over there."
"Whoa, I wouldn't mess with her if I were you. She's a dirty marian, you can tell by her robe. She's just after old guys' money."
"Fuck, bro. Thanks for the warning."
"Whoa, I wouldn't mess with her if I were you. She's a dirty marian, you can tell by her robe. She's just after old guys' money."
"Fuck, bro. Thanks for the warning."
Dirty Marian by PtriC April 16, 2020
Dirty mariana
Dirty mariana by Jackiegreen420 April 14, 2020
dirty marianne
Getting drunk off beer, shots and strawpedos and snorting coke with your mates until 7am then getting up and going about ya normal day
dirty marianne by Monkeybantz April 3, 2020
Dirty Martin
A couple on their Texan ranch back forty were steaming up the windows on their new tractor but ended up having a Dirty Martin and leaving the scene upset.
Dirty Martin by Cisaac14 September 21, 2018
dirty martine
A dirty Martine is a slang for a girl who sleeps with married men to get pregnant, the forcing the father of the child and his wife/husband/spouse into a poly relationship.
dirty martine by Suicidal not clumsy July 6, 2020
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