Dirty Martian

a dirty martian is where someone goes to homedeopt and purchase an illegal imagrant/alien n takes him home to strangle him in the shower while he jacks off

Yo homes, lets go pick up some aliens from home deopt and have a dirty martian!

by MufasaNig December 14, 2010

Dirty Martin

The sexual act of a small angry man, pumping doggy style while ringing a bell and signing the rebel tunes

I see wee Senga got a Dirty Martin after the Selik game last night

by Rebel Bell Ringer June 6, 2020

Dirty Marian

A dirty marian is the type of gal that's gone through several husbands. You can tell their most recent husband has died of natural causes by the silk robe with fur cuffs and collar they wear immediately after his death. When she isn't married to a rich man on death's door, she's sleeping with other women in her luxurious home.

In other words, a dirty marian is a lesbian widow ready to inherit the money of old men that are soon to die of natural causes.

"Yo dude, check out that sexy girl over there."

"Whoa, I wouldn't mess with her if I were you. She's a dirty marian, you can tell by her robe. She's just after old guys' money."

"Fuck, bro. Thanks for the warning."

by PtriC April 16, 2020

Dirty mariana

Getting high with the homies, take a lot of acid and have psychedelic sex

Tonight i’m gonna have a Dirty mariana

by Jackiegreen420 April 14, 2020

dirty marianne

Getting drunk off beer, shots and strawpedos and snorting coke with your mates until 7am then getting up and going about ya normal day

“Oh man, Thursday night was ace, I pulled a dirty marianne but I felt like ass on Friday.”

by Monkeybantz April 3, 2020

Dirty Martin

When a French couple fuck on a tractor but neither can cum because they're talking too much

A couple on their Texan ranch back forty were steaming up the windows on their new tractor but ended up having a Dirty Martin and leaving the scene upset.

by Cisaac14 September 21, 2018

dirty martine

A dirty Martine is a slang for a girl who sleeps with married men to get pregnant, the forcing the father of the child and his wife/husband/spouse into a poly relationship.

Yeah my fellow mammal, you should definitely stay away from her, she’s a total dirty Martine

by Suicidal not clumsy July 6, 2020