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Dirty Marian

A dirty marian is the type of gal that's gone through several husbands. You can tell their most recent husband has died of natural causes by the silk robe with fur cuffs and collar they wear immediately after his death. When she isn't married to a rich man on death's door, she's sleeping with other women in her luxurious home.

In other words, a dirty marian is a lesbian widow ready to inherit the money of old men that are soon to die of natural causes.
"Yo dude, check out that sexy girl over there."

"Whoa, I wouldn't mess with her if I were you. She's a dirty marian, you can tell by her robe. She's just after old guys' money."

"Fuck, bro. Thanks for the warning."
Dirty Marian by PtriC April 16, 2020
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Dirty mariana 

Getting high with the homies, take a lot of acid and have psychedelic sex
Tonight i’m gonna have a Dirty mariana
Dirty mariana by Jackiegreen420 April 14, 2020

dirty marianne 

Getting drunk off beer, shots and strawpedos and snorting coke with your mates until 7am then getting up and going about ya normal day
“Oh man, Thursday night was ace, I pulled a dirty marianne but I felt like ass on Friday.”
dirty marianne by Monkeybantz April 3, 2020

Dirty Maria Sanchez 

a.) When a woman masturbates during overt menstruation (during her period), then wipes the remnants (consisting of blood and other female fluids) on her partners upper lip.

b.) A female inserts her fingers into her vagina during overt menstruation, then wipes the blood on her partners upper lip.
Did you hear... Jessica gave John a Dirty Maria Sanchez!

dirty maria 

basically, its when a girl gets a sudden urge to stick one of her digits up her twat and then afterards finds a young lady to go to sneak up behind and wipe said finger under this unsuspecting lady's nose.
That bitch stole my boyfriend, I'm gonna get nasty on myself and give that cunt a dirty Maria.
dirty maria by Tnips May 9, 2006

Dirty Maranda 

A girl who keeps it clean while dating but let's it all go when in a relationship ....
I would have never guessed dirty Maranda would have been up for this she doesn't even sext...
Dirty Maranda by Mulroara June 8, 2020

Dirty Maria 

A big booty bitch that eats all her friend's ass and kisses herself in the mirror.
Girl: Who is eating my ass?
Girl 2: Probably dirty maria.
Dirty Maria by nyamnun January 18, 2023
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