Dirty Malakai

Well Malakai is a lightskin, sexy asf, but doesn’t know how to choose the right girl. Also he DOES NOT have hoes, girls just like him.

Yo it’s Dirty Malakai with his sexy ass!

Dirty Malakai by mal brownymjkd April 16, 2020

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Dirty Malokai

When you face fuck someone in such a way that your balls are constantly hitting their eyes.

I got American woman’s soccer star Alex Morgan to let me try a Dirty Malokai on her last night.

Dirty Malokai by Mistersistefister January 1, 2021

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dirty malaki

When your step dad comes into your room without knocking so you go into his room while he is sleeping, tie him down and fuck him non stop until daylight shines through the window.

I saw David doing a dirty malaki last night.

dirty malaki by ShaquileOatmeal September 8, 2021

Dirty Malaki

He is a sexy and independent man.

Dirty Malaki in a sentence

Dirty Malaki by Pandapower743 September 10, 2021

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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