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dirty lauren 

A dirty Lauren is where you shove a fist full of Vicks lozenges into your urethra to get that morning buzz
There's nothing better than a dirty Lauren in the morning
dirty lauren by Thankcueee July 27, 2016

dirty lauren 

Dirty lauren is a wonderful bumpkin at the tip of the meat. it will tingly the meat and get all the jizz in your ass whole.
man that guy is getting some good dirty lauren

Dirty Lauren Sanchez 

It is the same as a dirty sanchez except the recipient has fish lips filled with surgical fillers
I want to give that blond bimbo at the end of the bar a Dirty Lauren Sanchez

Dirty Lauryn 

When you go down on a man, and he finishes in the back of your throat, but you don’t stop sucking.
I was over at her house, and she pulled a dirty Lauryn, and it drove me up a wall
Dirty Lauryn by Gregacious August 22, 2019

Dirty Laurent 

A dirty Laurent is a male/female that thinks fruit punch is period blood and end up drinking it.
The teacher is such a Dirty Laurent, he dunked the principal period blood again.

Dirty Laurel 

A girl who don’t need no safe word. She can take it.
“Yo she’s such a dirty Laurel”
“I know bro, man I would do anything to get her home and see what she can do.”
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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