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When a girl knows she sweats more during sex than her man and does not care. When the act is done she continues to remain on top of her man and smothers him with her sweat until she naturally dries off.

Man my girl gave me a Dirty Kelli last night.

Dirty Kelli by TeeHeeItsASecret April 4, 2020

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Dirty Keldin

When you fuck someone and then hit them with your car like GTA.

Dude last night I did a dirty keldin.

Dirty Keldin by BubbyBoi69 April 16, 2020

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Dirty Kallista

When your friend snitches on you for popping pills to get high.

Damn, why did she Dirty Kallista us?

Dirty Kallista by thepsychedelicfairy May 23, 2022

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dirty kallie

a dirty kallie is the nickname for a woman that likes men sitting on her face

Natalie: “Is that Chelsie? I heard she’s a dirty kallie.”

Amber: OMG!

dirty kallie by seeallbenone April 15, 2020

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Dirty Kellie

When you go to the homeless camps and pay the homeless guys to sexually molest you however they want. Then come home to your boyfriend Tim and drop shit in his mouth using his taste buds

Man I had a long weekend, I went to Portland and did a Dirty Kellie

Dirty Kellie by Not my job Dalton March 26, 2020

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dirty keldin

When you have sexual intercourse and then hit the bitch like you’re in GTA.

Dude I heard you pulled a Dirty Keldin last night!

dirty keldin by BubbyBoi69 April 16, 2020

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Dirty kelcie

A loving wife and mother whose sexy and worthy.

Wish my wife was a dirty kelcie.

Dirty kelcie by You right January 21, 2022

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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