Dirty Keller 

when your hanging with a big group of friends and that one dirty keller takes a hard fart but then liquid shit starts slowly leaking out his ass and it reeks like liquid ass, then he takes off his underwear and drawlz to clean up but then shit starts blowing out of his anus like a water hose gieser. everybody is soaked and covered in green shit like a dolphin show at the zoo. oh and he's a monkey

bro 1: remember when dirty keller was being a dirty keller last saturday
bro 2: yeah but it smelt so good i was kinda lickin my fingers ngl

Dirty Keller by silvagina May 23, 2023

Dirty Hellen Keller

The act of taking a shit on your significant others eyes and ears

Hey dude I met this chick at the bar the other night and she told me to give her a dirty Hellen Keller, and all I know is that it turned into a really shitty situation...

Dirty Hellen Keller by TheMartini88 September 24, 2015

The Dirty Hellen Keller 

A scavenger hunt style game in which the players all put on blindfolds, loose ear-plugs, and strip down to their underwear and walk around the play area (home, office, school, etc.) Looking for certain items (these items are selected prior to the game starting). But the contestants are only allowed to touch things with their chest, crotch, gooch , and ass. All players must not talk to each other in words, If two or more players are on a team, they are unable to talk, they must mumble incoherent garble to each other. When one of the players thinks they have found something, they are allowed to pick it up and raise their blindfold to look at it. The game ends when all the items are found.

"Cassandra keeps beating me at The Dirty Hellen Keller! I guess she just has a more sensitive gooch than I do" "Hey boss, would you like to come over and join us for a good old Dirty Hellen? I promise this time I'll be a better team player! I've gotten better at incoherent speech"

The Dirty Hellen Keller by TheDongDiddler July 21, 2016

Dirty Kelley 

This is when you're having sex and a leprechaun comes out of no where and smacks your partner in the face with his you know what.

I thought dirty Kelley's were a myth, I guess I was wrong.

Dirty Kelley by Daahhhaha April 14, 2020

Dirty Kellen 

When your talking with a girl you like and she suddenly becomes a bitch so you then you ask her to tap and she says yes but you end up just MMA fighter her in the middle of sex naked and she flicks your balls so hard they malfunction and continuously cum everywhere.

Yeah we broke up because I ended up pulling a Dirty Kellen

Dirty Kellen by Boy man in the toilet October 16, 2022

dirty brother killer 

A murderer who kills brothers. The common nickname when you kill someone's brother when you know it.

Oh. Ok then. You dirty brother killer.

dirty brother killer by TrueMudanity June 13, 2020