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dirty kaiden 

The act of sucking dick with alcohol on it.
Last night when I was thinking of drinking alone I decided to give my boyfriend a dirty Kaiden.
dirty kaiden by Decboy April 15, 2020

Dirty kaydence 

Dirty kaydence is basically when you cant stop looking in the mirror at yourself because you think you so beautiful.
Kennedy pulled a dirty kaydence today while she was at work and got fired.
Dirty kaydence by My girls October 11, 2019

dirty kayden

a girl who desperately wants a child and will fuck any man do have her crotch goblins
Stop acting like a dirty kayden we are only kids!
dirty kayden by iloveponypussy April 19, 2020

dirty kainen 

A dirty kainen is when someone sticks their penis in the snow till it freezes and then sticks it inside of his girlfriend/boyfriend
"I gave my girlfriend a dirty kainen last night it was hot"
dirty kainen by FuckNut09 December 4, 2022

dirty kaeden

when 1 black man and 1 half asian half black man watch a bunch of men have sex with each other well the men eat a beg of cum filled dougnuts that was made a year prior then eat each other out and after that eat a bag of cummed on doritos then eat there poo
yesterday I had a great time doing the dirty Kaeden

Dirty kaden 

When a men saves himself for marriage but ends up getting a dirty jasper instead
Man I was trying to do a dirty kaden but ended up getting a dirty jasper
Dirty kaden by ILOVEHORSECOCK February 28, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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