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Dirty Jorge

(Dir-tee Hohr-hey)
Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Jorge uses the penis to smear santorum onto the recipients upper lip after anal sex. The Jorge then takes the Sanchez one step further by then plunging the penis into the recipients mouth.
ATM lovers appreciate the added touch of the Dirty Jorge.
Dirty Jorge by Corn Emergency Room November 5, 2008

dirty jorge

When someone doesn't know how to make a sandwich without cutting themselves.
Oh gosh! You just made a dirty jorge out of your hand! Damn panini!
dirty jorge by takeshi.kovacs April 14, 2020

Dirty Jorge

Commonly known as the Alaskan pipeliner, it was perfected by Jorge nieto Montez thus changing the name to dirty Jorge
Hey Sarah, you wanna take this condom and we can do the dirty Jorge?
Dirty Jorge by Pablo1031 February 11, 2018

Dirty Jorge

The act of abducting high-schoolers to rape them and then using your knowledge of biology to faggerblast them so hard they forgot they were being used as sex toys, the repeat 27 times and if one of them has a brother, doing that to said brother instead.
"Bro my ass hurts"
"You probably got dirty jorge'd"
Dirty Jorge by Mechchachch October 9, 2022
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