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Dirty Jonathan 

When you and your side hoes side hoe get so down and dirty you break not only your ankles with the explosive cum outburst, but you break the sound barrier, and everything you know around you explodes
Broski 1: “Dude I swear to god you remember the holocaust? Yeah some say hitler just had a dirty Jonathan and went psychotic”

Broski 2: “Yeah actually dude that would make a lot of sense”
Dirty Jonathan by Cozahr May 31, 2024

Dirty Jonothan 

When you need to take a leak after engaging in anal sex with your boyfriend but instead of urine coming out a slow yet steady stream of faecal matter proceeds to exit the urethra
Just used toilet paper on my German helmet because of the massive Dirty Jonothan I expelled from my meat and two veg
Dirty Jonothan by Brosephene April 2, 2020

dirty jonathon 

When someone sells pills and bags and doesn't do drugs eats burgers with just ketchup and cheese and bangs even the bluest of blue waffles
The dirty jonathon banged my wife
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026