dirty jonathan
dirty jonathan by Vineboy22 July 7, 2020
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Dirty Jonathan
When you and your side hoes side hoe get so down and dirty you break not only your ankles with the explosive cum outburst, but you break the sound barrier, and everything you know around you explodes
Broski 1: “Dude I swear to god you remember the holocaust? Yeah some say hitler just had a dirty Jonathan and went psychotic”
Broski 2: “Yeah actually dude that would make a lot of sense”
Broski 2: “Yeah actually dude that would make a lot of sense”
Dirty Jonathan by Cozahr May 31, 2024
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Dirty Jonothan
When you need to take a leak after engaging in anal sex with your boyfriend but instead of urine coming out a slow yet steady stream of faecal matter proceeds to exit the urethra
Just used toilet paper on my German helmet because of the massive Dirty Jonothan I expelled from my meat and two veg
Dirty Jonothan by Brosephene April 2, 2020
dirty jonathon
When someone sells pills and bags and doesn't do drugs eats burgers with just ketchup and cheese and bangs even the bluest of blue waffles
dirty jonathon by Edward Obrien June 6, 2020
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dirrty
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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