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(The) Dirty Jonathan is a sexual maneuver where one takes all of the ingredients needed to make a chimichanga, chicken or beef- their choice. Not forgetting to season with hot sauce/chilli peppers, and cram it all up a girl's ass using their dick.

One would then have the girl sit upon their nose and shit the now warm chimichanga into their awaiting mouth. Dinner is served, you dirty Colombian fuck.


1/3 pound ground chicken or beef
1/4 can (16 ounces) refried beans
1/6 cup finely chopped onion
1/6 cans tomato sauce
2 teaspoons chili powder
1 teaspoon minced garlic
1/2 teaspoon ground cumin
2 flour tortillas (10 inches)
1/6 can (4 ounces) chopped green chilies
1/6 can (4 ounces) chopped jalapeno peppers
1/3 cup (6 ounces) shredded cheddar cheese
Fuck a blumpkin, what I want is a dirty Jonathan for my birthday!
by dirty jon May 10, 2014
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