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Dirty Jessica 

When a girl gives an over the pants hand job at a party with family and friends present.
Butch totally got a Dirty Jessica at the family Christmas party.
Dirty Jessica by OTPHJ123 April 13, 2016

Dirty Jessica 

When a girl sleeps with her teacher.
“JESSICA! DID YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR GODDAMN TEACHER?”

“Mr. Wilson?”

“YOU FUCKING DIRTY JESSICA!!”

Dirty Jessica 

When you are having sex with a girl and two minutes into it she starts to cry and says it hurts.
"So how did it go last night?"
"Oh, she pulled a dirty Jessica on me!"
Dirty Jessica by Pickels September 25, 2006

dirty jessica 

A dirty Jessica is when you actually dropped your phone in the toilet and it lands right next to the poop you just got done pushing out
Oh no my phone is all dirty Jessica now

Or ew you dug out your dirty jessica

dirty jessica 

rough sex with small Willys and hairy fannys after feeding the sheep in the garden
“ oi i’ve just finished with the sheep now let me do a dirty jessica on you, you little welsh gimp
dirty jessica by sussywillyjordan October 20, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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