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Dirty Jesper 

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You do the sex with a log of whamon
Aw man you did Dirty Jesper last night?
Dirty Jesper by Yezper September 14, 2021
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Dirty Jasper

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When your fucking five bitches at one time in your friends bed and end up never seeing any of them again
Wow I wish I could do a dirty jasper
Dirty Jasper by Big_boi696 April 17, 2020
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Dirty Jasper

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Best person ever to live
Wow that dirty jasper is such a good person
Dirty Jasper by Jaaaaasper April 15, 2020
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dirty jester 

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A dirty jester is when you dress as a jester and make love to your partner and when you're done you take a glove full of her juices and slap her across the face with it while singing mid evil songs
Damn bro I dirty jestered that hoe!
dirty jester by Spooky Nachos November 28, 2020
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dirty jasper

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A stinky english doing fart pants.
Oh look did you here that is dirty jasper he smells.
dirty jasper by gaming dot September 6, 2017
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Dirty Jasper

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When a Miku fan-boy with an extremely, abnormally large chin penetrates the woman in her vagina with his chin and she cums on his bottom lip
"aw fuck bro, i did a dirty jasper last night and i can still taste the cream on my lip"
"damn bro hevy tha feel sowy 4 ye"
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Poggers 

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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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Oblication 

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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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Northstarring

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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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