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Dirty Jayden 

Literally Get dominated and railed by your man
Omg I just got a Dirty Jayden
Dirty Jayden by R3e3e June 26, 2021
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Dirty Jayden 

A Spunkymonkey who can seduce any female beast; even the ugliest of the muff Goblins.
"He's on one... the DIRTY JAYDEN'
Dirty Jayden by Jaysuswazh3r3 June 12, 2019

Dirty Jayden 

A horny gay that hates lgbtq even though he is gay and like to double stuff his ass.
I saw dirty Jayden raping a 2 year old male
Dirty Jayden by Poopyfartbutthole September 14, 2021

dirty jayden 

this bloke will probably curl one up in your tub after giving his little johnny a good beating.
mate i can’t believe i caught dirty jayden doing that
dirty jayden by tour2025 July 13, 2025

dirty jaden 

it is the act of fucking a chicken while you have another chicken eating your ass and a turkey licking your balls while someone else watches it happen
omg are they doing a dirty jaden??

Dirty Jaydan 

A Dirty Jaydan is the act of fucking an air conditioner, letting the semen into the vents and turning it on to spread the smell around the room.
I saw this guy doing a Dirty Jaydan in his classroom as a school prank.
Dirty Jaydan by Fuckah April 27, 2020

Dirty Jaden 

Dirty Jaden is when you cry over a boy who only wants you for your juicy squidward cooter then set up a dick appointment for later that night with a random person.
Yo, I just totally pulled a dirty Jaden yesterday. Men are trash and all, but you should have seen the size on that dude I found last night.
Dirty Jaden by Squidward.cooter April 15, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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