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Dirty Heath 

When a drunk woman is desperately horny and decides to hook up with the funny fat guy at the party, but then he rocks her world and now she's rethinking her entire life.
"Girl did you really hook up with him?"

"I dunno I was drunk and horny... thought I'd try a dirty Heath... might hang out again, so what?"
Dirty Heath by Unforgivable69 April 3, 2020

dirty heather 

When a person has too much wine, reads too many books, and curses you for being a normal person.
My friend Chris has a wife that is such a Dirty Heather.

Dirty Dirty Heather 

When your in a relationship and go to the bar with your Friends, then leave with a guy from a biker gang for an eventful night. Then wake up to the smell of shame, fear and regret.
Pedro picked up a dirty dirty heather from the bar last night

Dirty Heather 

The act of cheating on your husband with two guys and looking like a dumb fucking idiot just to get the taste of cum and dick on your lips
I found out that my friends mother was a dirty heather
Dirty Heather by bumfukegypt December 24, 2021

Dirty Heather 

Is what happens when you put together a Dirty Tom and a Dirty Kelly, shaken not stirred.
Man that was a crazy night, we pulled the Dirty Heather and now I'm exhausted and my balls hurt.
Dirty Heather by Alex Trebec November 11, 2020

Dirty Heather 

The act of taking a watery shit up the wall of a butcher's doorway during the day while a guy in a passing car takes a photo.
Man I need a shit but can't be assed to go to any of the near by toilets, oooh that butchers doorway looks cosy , I sure hope none of the many passersby take a phone out and snaps a picture of this, that would make it a Dirty Heather situation
Dirty Heather by Birty Dastard April 8, 2021
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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