When a drunk woman is desperately horny and decides to hook up with the funny fat guy at the party, but then he rocks her world and now she's rethinking her entire life.
"Girl did you really hook up with him?"
"I dunno I was drunk and horny... thought I'd try a dirty Heath... might hang out again, so what?"
"I dunno I was drunk and horny... thought I'd try a dirty Heath... might hang out again, so what?"
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When your in a relationship and go to the bar with your Friends, then leave with a guy from a biker gang for an eventful night. Then wake up to the smell of shame, fear and regret.
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Get the Dirty Heather mug.The act of taking a watery shit up the wall of a butcher's doorway during the day while a guy in a passing car takes a photo.
Man I need a shit but can't be assed to go to any of the near by toilets, oooh that butchers doorway looks cosy , I sure hope none of the many passersby take a phone out and snaps a picture of this, that would make it a Dirty Heather situation
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