Dirty Greg

When a guy picks up a woman married to a public official, goes back to her place, meets her husband being introduced as an old friend, and then fucks her in their bed after he leaves

Did you hear about Hank? He got Dirty Greg’ed by his wife, and she came harder than ever before. he’s fucking pissed, and a cuck

Dirty Greg by Zamurath December 4, 2018

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dirty greg

When one guy gets naked and waits for his lover to come home then hangs his ass over the roll bars of the Jeep while his boyfriend fucks him in the ass.

Joey and Greg were doing the dirty greg when their parents walked in to the garage.

Mom it's not what it looks like.

dirty greg by samantha boner October 9, 2006

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Dirty Old Greg Blunpkin

when u take an exlax , wait an hour , tuck ur dick between ur legs and get ur girl to blow u from behind and then shit in her face .

I walked in my moms room and seen my mom and uncle and they were doing an dirty old greg blunpkin.i seen a smile on his face and shit on my moms

Dirty Old Greg Blunpkin by dirt old greg November 3, 2011

Dirty Gregory

When your girl sticks razor blades in her pussy and you fuck her to achieve an improvised circumcision, whilst also putting the both of you in critical condition

Girl: “Are you uncircumcised? Lemme give you a dirty Gregory!”

Dirty Gregory by Sticky Manny December 21, 2022

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Dirty Gregory

When someone is clearly at their computer but chooses to ignore you while still reading everything you type. This person is an unapologetic internet lurker and should be kept away from children.

"I was trying to talk to my friend on Gchat about these Jets tickets I just bought us, he wouldn't participate in the conversation claiming he had to study for the CPA but really he was just giving me a Dirty Gregory."

Dirty Gregory by theDoc14 August 3, 2009

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dirtygreens

The hood versrion of the best drug store out there, Walgreens

Walgreens aka Dirtygreens

I gotta stop at the Dirtygreens to get my perscription

dirtygreens by Jimmy Dick May 4, 2008

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

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