Dirty Francisco
Dirty Francisco by Evil Step Dad November 15, 2015
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Dirty Francisco
The act of shaving oneself's eyebrows and replacing the eyebrows with streaks of their own fecal matter (or that of a sex partner).
Variations may include The Angry francis, The Shocked Francis, The Curious Francis (one eyebrow raised) or The Francis Jeter (fecal matter is rubbed below the eye to deflect glare).
Variations may include The Angry francis, The Shocked Francis, The Curious Francis (one eyebrow raised) or The Francis Jeter (fecal matter is rubbed below the eye to deflect glare).
Dirty Francisco by Bobbygee January 10, 2010
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Dirty Francesco is the act of making a hole in the pillow, drawing your best friend's face on it, then penetrating it until it is filled with semen and then drinking the semen from the pillow
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Dirty Francis
When a partner wears a biking helmet covered in rusty nails (similar to a sea urchin), and runs at partner 2 from a distance of approximately 10 yards while partner 2 holds their urethra open in an attempt for partner 1 to "thread the needle".
Player 1: "Man! Bill was late for practice today so Coach gave him a Dirty Francis!"
Player 2: "Ow man that made my crotch hurt just hearing that."
Player 3: "hope he got his tetanus shots."
Player 2: "Ow man that made my crotch hurt just hearing that."
Player 3: "hope he got his tetanus shots."
Dirty Francis by MackDirty323 April 20, 2020
Dirty Francesco
Guy 1: “Dude, that girl is so cute I might pull a dirty Francesco on her”
Guy 2: “Here, have my Xanax pills”
Guy 2: “Here, have my Xanax pills”
Dirty Francesco by YourMom’sHotLambo January 7, 2022
Dirty Francis
Dirty Francis by 69slaya March 15, 2020
Dirty Francisca
When you introduce your dick in the girls asshole so hard that she shits on you and then she licks the shit away.
A: So, we were having a good time when she shat on me dick and then licked the mf
B: oh yeah, the good ol' Dirty Francisca
B: oh yeah, the good ol' Dirty Francisca
Dirty Francisca by Chris Jaksøn September 2, 2021
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