Dirty Farmer

When several friends are able to coerce a filthy skinny chick into receiving their loads on her six packed stomach. Resulting in an intricate irrigation system of semen. If the girl does not have a six pack please see the "Dirty Sailor".

Look at that skinny bitch - her stomach was made to receive the crop coverings of the "Dirty Farmer".

by Mike - Mike - Ryan January 3, 2006

Dirty Farmer

When having sex missionary the person on top excretes on the sheets. Then pulls out and manovours themselves onto the other side of the faeces. Once in place the top person grabs the legs of the unsuspecting partner and precedes to pull them through like a plough. With the disgust of being pulled through excrement the standard "Ew Er!" will be heard - hence the term dirty farmer

Omg I was despirate for a shit when I was fucking George last night, ended up having a proper dirty farmer.

by dirty cat January 23, 2015

Michigan Dirt Farmer

Another name for a hillbilly.

A) That guy is a Michigan dirt farmer

B) You're a Michigan dirt farmer!

by Sashaa* December 7, 2009

dirt farmer

An unproductive farmer, for whatever reason.

While the farmers in the valley grew many fruits and vegetables, the rocky slopes above made the growers up there little more than dirt farmers.

Or:

Prior to widespread irrigation, prairie agriculture in North America was mainly dirt farming.

by Word Worm September 10, 2009

Dirt farmer

literally meaning "a person who farms in the soil", Dirt farmer is slowly being popularized as the new "thing to say"
and can be used as a term similar to the word "sic". It can be used both positively or negatively.

(n)Don't spin that wheel too fast, Dirt farmer!

(v) Dirt farm or die!

(n)That test was total dirt farmage!

(n descripive) Quit being such a Dirt farmer!

by Haxolither December 20, 2007

dirt farmer

To dig, plant, nurish, grow, eat, and live naturally off the land.

That dirt farmer grow's the best organic's I've ever tasted. Dirt Farm or die. Life is a garden, dig it dirt farmer. Dirt farmers get dirty and get strong naturally.

by dirtydoc April 25, 2015

dirt farmer

One who places the penis in another's dirty anus (Dirt Farm)

He's definately a dirt farmer

by Scott June 6, 2003