Dirty Erwin

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When someone named Erwin ties Cherries to a string and then uses them as sex toy on the girl of their choice (usually done While watching anime or enjoying a good book) Don’t let Erwin fool you though, once those cherries are In it’s hard to say if they are ever coming out.

I was getting bored of our nightly routine of what happens in the bedroom so I decided I was going to try out a dirty Erwin on my girlfriend.

Dirty Erwin by Lovely_Peaches_69 April 18, 2020

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Dirty Edwin

When you straight up ask a girl you didn't know too good if she wants to fuck and agrees.

Damn bro, i asked that new girl Jessica if she wants to fuck and she aggreed im such a Dirty Edwin.

Dirty Edwin by Edwinh1309 May 11, 2020

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Dirty Erin

The act of finding unusual places to have sex with your partner in order to avoid being caught by your children.

Sarah was feeling so horny she took Jim to the horse box for a Dirty Erin

Dirty Erin by scorpia_ December 12, 2018

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Dirty Erin

When you realize that you haven’t pooped in three days, so you try to poop. To your surprise, you aren’t constipated. The poop comes out fast!

Dude, I got so worried that I was constipated last night. Turns out I just did a Dirty Erin!

Dirty Erin by snowgirl23 April 17, 2020

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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