Dirty Dong

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A penis that is dirty, or a person being an idiot.

"What the fuck you just cut me off you dirty dong!"

" Oh hell naw you fucked him, he got a dirty dong"

Dirty Dong by TweezymyneeZy June 18, 2013

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Dirty Dong

It’s when the care taker of an old persons home farts on an especially 80 year old grandfather, while master baiting into his cum sock. And shitting into your shit drawer.

My grandfather was just dirty dong’ed

Dirty Dong by UnclesDirtyToes November 4, 2025

Dirty Dong David

(noun) (verb)

The act of performing a circumcision on a Jew while shoving the ingredients of Black Tar Heroin into his anus.

Friend: Where have you been?
Me: Oh just doing Dirty Dong David on that grandma next door
Friend: Oh ok

Dirty Dong David by potatosupremxcy February 16, 2023

Dirty dong byczek

A bisexual man with an unclean penis.

did you see Dirty Dong Byczek? He took on the Italian stallion.

Dirty dong byczek by Heroman16 January 4, 2017

ditty dong

A short, simple dong.

Mark dropped his pants and the doctor couldn’t help but laugh at his ditty dong.

ditty dong by Timinatron December 5, 2017

dirty dongle

When every aspect of a person - from their toes to their accoutrements - is a complete disaster.

That girl is a straight-up dirty dongle.

dirty dongle by Noodnoodle February 14, 2017

dirtykong

(noun) A monkey that is in desperate need for a shower. It can also mean a person that plays halo too much, and is really really dirrrrty.
The repeated use of the letter "r" symbolizes just how dirty they really are.
If you ever run into a dirrrrrrrtykong (class 7), just back away slowly, don't turn your back on it, and then get the hell outta there!

Ben: Dude I was walking through the jungle the other day, and I totally ran into a dirrrtykong!
Kevin: Wow, that's a level 3 dirtykong! I'm surprised you made it out alive!
Ben: Yeah, I'm alive, but I sure smell like shit

dirtykong by Brian H September 12, 2005

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026