Dirty Dong

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A penis that is dirty, or a person being an idiot.

"What the fuck you just cut me off you dirty dong!"

" Oh hell naw you fucked him, he got a dirty dong"

Dirty Dong by TweezymyneeZy June 18, 2013

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Dirty Dong

It’s when the care taker of an old persons home farts on an especially 80 year old grandfather, while master baiting into his cum sock. And shitting into your shit drawer.

My grandfather was just dirty dong’ed

Dirty Dong by UnclesDirtyToes November 4, 2025

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Dirty Dong David

(noun) (verb)

The act of performing a circumcision on a Jew while shoving the ingredients of Black Tar Heroin into his anus.

Friend: Where have you been?
Me: Oh just doing Dirty Dong David on that grandma next door
Friend: Oh ok

Dirty Dong David by potatosupremxcy February 16, 2023

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Dirty dong byczek

A bisexual man with an unclean penis.

did you see Dirty Dong Byczek? He took on the Italian stallion.

Dirty dong byczek by Heroman16 January 4, 2017

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ditty dong

A short, simple dong.

Mark dropped his pants and the doctor couldn’t help but laugh at his ditty dong.

ditty dong by Timinatron December 5, 2017

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dirty dongle

When every aspect of a person - from their toes to their accoutrements - is a complete disaster.

That girl is a straight-up dirty dongle.

dirty dongle by Noodnoodle February 14, 2017

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dirtykong

(noun) A monkey that is in desperate need for a shower. It can also mean a person that plays halo too much, and is really really dirrrrty.
The repeated use of the letter "r" symbolizes just how dirty they really are.
If you ever run into a dirrrrrrrtykong (class 7), just back away slowly, don't turn your back on it, and then get the hell outta there!

Ben: Dude I was walking through the jungle the other day, and I totally ran into a dirrrtykong!
Kevin: Wow, that's a level 3 dirtykong! I'm surprised you made it out alive!
Ben: Yeah, I'm alive, but I sure smell like shit

dirtykong by Brian H September 12, 2005

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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