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Dirty Dawson 

“Jim pulled a Dirty Dawson on my pregnant wife the other day
Dirty Dawson by dirty_dawson October 1, 2019

Dirty Dawson 

The act of packing fudge into another man’s butthole, then pulling it out and sucking it off one’s own cock while nutting at the same time
He pulled a dirty Dawson on his cousin Riley and the screamed with joy
Dirty Dawson by Fattommy0304 October 3, 2022

Dirty Dawson

The act of orally and genitally satisfying a woman in a manner that makes her become addicted to his perfect schlong. The throbbing of her loins becomes so intense that the need for Dawson cock in her asshole causes her to off herself from Dawson dick withdrawal.
Did you hear about Lacey? She offed herself after she got Dirty Dawsoned!
Dirty Dawson by Toofittoquit November 18, 2025
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026