When you are such a slore that you wake up in the morning after a night of messy sex and don’t even bother washing up before you go at it again.
by Supersecretswinger March 5, 2019
When you open up a window or go outside and screw just before daybreak. Basking in morning glory, both partners withhold climax until the morning sun touches one partner. Wherever the sun touches, either the man ejaculates on that part of the partner or the woman wipes a slathering load of post coital juices upon the other partner. Resulting in a Rafiki / Simba like moment. Singing "Aweemaway" or "The Circle of Life"is optional but not required
by Lexicon dogs July 24, 2021
The end of any sexual act which ends in disappointment. Dirty Dawn Simmons is the name given to those 'hard to please' constantly 'disappointed' individuals who will never and can never be satisfied.
Tracey: How did you get on with your date last night?
Paul: I pulled a right crime-watch cougar. I smashed her with my 10inch love wand for 2hours straight.
Tracey: She must have loved it!
Paul: Nah mate. She just sat there like a redundant paraplegic and constantly huffed, puffed and groaned. She even looked at her watch and one point. She even emailed me after to tell me how concerned and disappointed she was with my performance!
Tracey: No way, she's done a 'Dirty Dawn Simmons' on you.
Paul: I pulled a right crime-watch cougar. I smashed her with my 10inch love wand for 2hours straight.
Tracey: She must have loved it!
Paul: Nah mate. She just sat there like a redundant paraplegic and constantly huffed, puffed and groaned. She even looked at her watch and one point. She even emailed me after to tell me how concerned and disappointed she was with my performance!
Tracey: No way, she's done a 'Dirty Dawn Simmons' on you.
by Golden Void September 6, 2019