A dirty penis after a round of exhilarating anal sex. The Dirty Dangler is typically moving from a rigid to a flaccid state after pulling out from the oring and needs a good cleaning.
After unloading in his girlfriend's dirty ass, Roger pulled out his Dirty Dangler and after refusing to wipe it off, gave her a good old fashioned chili dog.
by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2015
Occurs when two men are in the act of anal sex and the receiving man has not taken a shit in a long time. As the giving man is pounding the other man in his long overdue shit, he pulls out to find a hair dangling from the tip of his penis with a small shit-crumb attached.
This does not have to occur in or around Denver.
This does not have to occur in or around Denver.
Man 1- Did you hear that John gave Mark a Denver Dirty Dangler last night?
Man 2- Yeah, he had to take a shit right after they were done.
Man 2- Yeah, he had to take a shit right after they were done.
by WordGod0985 April 04, 2010
Ted - Hey Jerry! Have you seen Martin ?
Jerry - Yep. I was at Martins this morning. Seen him through the window wrestling his pants, trying to get them on.
Ted - probably getting caught up on his ol, low hanging, dirty Johnson...
Jerry - oh? You mean his Dirty-Dangler?
Ted - Exactly. His Dirty-Dangler
Jerry - Yep. I was at Martins this morning. Seen him through the window wrestling his pants, trying to get them on.
Ted - probably getting caught up on his ol, low hanging, dirty Johnson...
Jerry - oh? You mean his Dirty-Dangler?
Ted - Exactly. His Dirty-Dangler
by CheizKake May 13, 2022