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Dirty Collins 

Moments before blowing your load, remove your penis from the vagina or asshole and cum in your hand. After your hand is full of cum, you smack your partner in the face with the cum filled hand, thus performing a Dirty Collins. Smearing is encouraged upon completion.
I was having some angry sex with the wife, so i finished her off with a Dirty Collins.
Dirty Collins by BreakerOneNine August 21, 2009
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Dirty Collin

A man with an absolute UNIT of a cock and no one can deny how MASSIVE and SHLONG it is and it is 44 ft. long
Girl 1:How was it with Collin

Girl 2:OMG IT WAS MASSIVE AND HE GAVE ME HIS DIRTY COLLIN
Dirty Collin by Dirty Collin April 23, 2021

dirty collin

When your getting a blow job and your dick makes her throw up, not be size of the size,but the smell. You then use the throw up covered dick to slap her face than proceed to do anal.
Girl: He has a nasty ass dick that literally made me throw up. He was salty so he pulled a dirty collin.
dirty collin by Fuckstarbs April 6, 2018

dirty collin

when he busts inside of his s/o and then makes them finish him off.
last night me and Joe did a dirty collin and it was amazing
dirty collin by L S M 2 April 15, 2020

Dirty Collin

When a girl has a turtle head poking out, you get behind her like a quarterback. Say hike and catch the poop in your hands while the female turns around to catch the poop. Once the female catches the poop, the partners then use the poop as lube and resume sexual intercourse.
"I went over to Jessicas house last night and gave her the old Dirty Collin. There was shit everywhere."
Dirty Collin by unanimousunicorn April 14, 2020

Dirty Collin

When you stick your toe up someone's ass and then grab their shoulder and bump their head into yours repeatedly until you both have concussions
Guy: I tried to pull a Dirty Collin on my friend but he has a thick skull
Dirty Collin by Rednaksnek April 1, 2022

dirty collin

when your best friend wants to finger you so hard and stick his dick inside yours
Matthew did a dirty collin at the day care
dirty collin by yalltnilloc September 2, 2022
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