Dirty Collins

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Moments before blowing your load, remove your penis from the vagina or asshole and cum in your hand. After your hand is full of cum, you smack your partner in the face with the cum filled hand, thus performing a Dirty Collins. Smearing is encouraged upon completion.

I was having some angry sex with the wife, so i finished her off with a Dirty Collins.

Dirty Collins by BreakerOneNine August 21, 2009

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Dirty Collin

A man with an absolute UNIT of a cock and no one can deny how MASSIVE and SHLONG it is and it is 44 ft. long

Girl 1:How was it with Collin

Girl 2:OMG IT WAS MASSIVE AND HE GAVE ME HIS DIRTY COLLIN

Dirty Collin by Dirty Collin April 23, 2021

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dirty collin

When your getting a blow job and your dick makes her throw up, not be size of the size,but the smell. You then use the throw up covered dick to slap her face than proceed to do anal.

Girl: He has a nasty ass dick that literally made me throw up. He was salty so he pulled a dirty collin.

dirty collin by Fuckstarbs April 6, 2018

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dirty collin

when he busts inside of his s/o and then makes them finish him off.

last night me and Joe did a dirty collin and it was amazing

dirty collin by L S M 2 April 15, 2020

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Dirty Collin

When a girl has a turtle head poking out, you get behind her like a quarterback. Say hike and catch the poop in your hands while the female turns around to catch the poop. Once the female catches the poop, the partners then use the poop as lube and resume sexual intercourse.

"I went over to Jessicas house last night and gave her the old Dirty Collin. There was shit everywhere."

Dirty Collin by unanimousunicorn April 14, 2020

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Dirty Collin

When you stick your toe up someone's ass and then grab their shoulder and bump their head into yours repeatedly until you both have concussions

Guy: I tried to pull a Dirty Collin on my friend but he has a thick skull

Dirty Collin by Rednaksnek April 1, 2022

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dirty collin

when your best friend wants to finger you so hard and stick his dick inside yours

Matthew did a dirty collin at the day care

dirty collin by yalltnilloc September 2, 2022

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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