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Dirty Colby 

The sexual act of anal sex, in which your partner defecates on your penis to which in turn you proceed to Oral sex and force your partner to scream “boy pussy”
“Dude I had a wild night last night, one minute I was at the bar and the next my dick is covered in shit. Must’ve been a dirty Colby”
Dirty Colby by The nutty bull June 6, 2020
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Dirty Colby 

When someone steals your cocaine and shoves it up your ass and so you put your head up there ass and lick it clean then bite there dick from the inside out
Josh will never steal my cocaine again because I gave him a Dirty Colby
Dirty Colby by I_Hate_Colby May 6, 2024

Dirty Colbee 

When a dude has sex with a vibrator in his penis
She made me do a dirty colbee bro, I haven’t been the same
Dirty Colbee by Dudeperfect22 April 17, 2020

Dirty Coley

The act of having sex in a mud puddle and not knowing if you are washing off shit or mud.
Man I just pulled a "Dirty Coley" I better go shower.
Dirty Coley by WelderDub September 9, 2021

dirty colwyn 

The process of having oral sex, then biting down on a chocolate covered penis.
last night, I accidentally pulled a dirty colwyn after his penis tasted good.
dirty colwyn by xenistal November 20, 2021

dirty Collyn 

When your about to bust but shoot it into your eyes then blink as fast as you can. Then if it’s dripping let it flow into your girl’s vagina
Bro my eye hurts so bad I gave my girl a dirty Collyn last night
dirty Collyn by Dickinabee June 14, 2023

Dirty Coby

When you are sitting in a room with your best friends girlfriends and start jacking off on to their pillows so they wake up with their face stuck to the pillow
Dirty Coby by yezzzzzir69420 March 4, 2024
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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