Dirty Cob

Someone who is a dirtbag, sleazy.

Origin: When poor country folks couldn’t afford toilet paper and used eaten corn cobs instead.

Mexican farm worker: Hijole! El jefe is working us to death!
White farm worker : Tell me about it, dirty cob only pays $4 an hour.

by nemodat1 June 19, 2018

Dirty Cob

Bowel movement containing undigested corn kernels.

"How 'bout you eat a dirty cob!"

by Pabrika March 6, 2008

dirty cobe

A homosexual male that loves getting their cheeks spread by cock. Often a maidenless beta male, and can be found at the local gay bar most nights. When not getting their guts mixed up usually enjoys Taco Bell and touching grace.

“Hey what’d you do last night?” “Fulfilled my life long fantasy of a dirty cobe and all my taco
Bell fell out of me”

by Nahfamubuggin March 7, 2022

dirty coba

The brown substance that comes out of your bum hole.

I had enough of playing video games, so I went to the toilet and took a dirty coba.

by The1nOnlyMrSmart August 26, 2021

Dirty Cobbler

The Dirty Cobbler is a three part culinary experience. Part one (the crumble): The base of the cobbler must be constructed, this may involve a number of techniques dependent on resources available. A female base, requires the base individual to refrain from washing her vagina for 3-5 days in order to build a healthy yet fresh crust, that can be crumbled using fingers – dependent on taste. A male base, involves intentionally reducing effort in wiping one’s anus (2-4 days) in order to leave winnets, these can be hardened in direct contact with sun light – dependent on taste. If time constraints prevail both genders may choose the short option of placing a digestive biscuit (cookie) into a plastic bag and crumbling by hitting it with a rolling pin, penis or penises, before placing this in the orifice of your choice.

Part two (the fruit sauce), the other person must eat 300g of Peaches, Pineapple, or Mango 6-8 hours before, then proceed to ejaculate onto the pre-made cobbler base.

Part Three (dining), The completed cobbler is then eaten by the ejaculator, spoon fed to the base individual, or consumed by an interested third party.

Darling, shall we make a dirty cobbler when the Browns come for dinner this Friday?

Yes what a lovely idea, would you prefer a natural or biscuit base?

by Spit, Helmet Madness & Banana July 4, 2015

dirty cobey

It's that _'when you've lost all breathe, feeling, body is limp, numb from orgasmic O's, body and mind sex ...

My man kunna b tha 👑 gave me that dirty cobey last nite....

by His 👑 September 16, 2021

Dirty Coby

When you are sitting in a room with your best friends girlfriends and start jacking off on to their pillows so they wake up with their face stuck to the pillow

Dirty Coby...

by yezzzzzir69420 March 4, 2024