While naked in bed and trying to fall asleep, your'e not quite sure if you've farted or sharted, but you're too tired to care. The next morning, you wake up with feces, and your sheet, dried firmly to your ass
I woke up this morning with a Dirty Chance pasted to my balloon knot. I ran around the room like Superman, trotting and giggling.
Dirty Chantelle is when you can't stop putting things into your anus. Like just trying to pile as much stuff as you can find in there. Like really jamming it in. And only being able to blow your load when the anoos is filled to the brim. Star jumps help the orgasms.
A Dirty Chantel is an act of viewing doodle art (dick pics turned into fine works of art through creative expression) either alone of with a partner/friend/your friends Mum etc.
“Let’s have a Dirty Chantel session. Here’s Matt’s Peen turned into Jesus Christ on the cross.”
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)