While naked in bed and trying to fall asleep, your'e not quite sure if you've farted or sharted, but you're too tired to care. The next morning, you wake up with feces, and your sheet, dried firmly to your ass
I woke up this morning with a Dirty Chance pasted to my balloon knot. I ran around the room like Superman, trotting and giggling.
Dirty Chantelle is when you can't stop putting things into your anus. Like just trying to pile as much stuff as you can find in there. Like really jamming it in. And only being able to blow your load when the anoos is filled to the brim. Star jumps help the orgasms.
A Dirty Chantel is an act of viewing doodle art (dick pics turned into fine works of art through creative expression) either alone of with a partner/friend/your friends Mum etc.
“Let’s have a Dirty Chantelsession. Here’s Matt’s Peen turned into Jesus Christ on the cross.”
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand