Dirty Cano 

Receiving oral sex immediately after a strenuous day of labor resulting in swamp nuts.

"Hey Amy, how was dinner with Ernest?"

"Ugh...he worked a 12 hr day, didn't wash up, and still asked for a blowjob!"

"Damn girl, sounds like you got a dirty cano!"

Dirty Cano by Slammer96 May 16, 2014

Dirty canoe 

When a girl whips from back to front. then you eat her out

''nothing tastes better than my girlfriends dirty canoe especally when she has taco bell for lunch''

Dirty canoe by joseph _J March 9, 2008

DIRTY CANON 

When you take a wet shit on the ground, shovel it up, mix it with bananas and peas in a blender and then shoot it up your girlfriends ass, just to suck it back out with a straw. Then get your girlfriend pregnant.

I went to my girlfriends house and performed a fierce DIRTY CANON on her.

After doing the dirtiest of DIRTY CANON’s, I had to make a sudden trip to the ER.

DIRTY CANON by Mosart May 10, 2020

dirt canoe 

A very versatile term typically used to describe someone who possesses an annoying/negative quality of any kind.

-Did you hear Rachel pushed that one kid down the stairs? What a "dirt canoe". Am I right?

dirt canoe by Crayon Dealer March 14, 2017