When you take a wet shit on the ground, shovel it up, mix it with bananas and peas in a blender and then shoot it up your girlfriends ass, just to suck it back out with a straw. Then get your girlfriend pregnant.
I went to my girlfriends house and performed a fierce DIRTY CANON on her.
After doing the dirtiest of DIRTY CANON’s, I had to make a sudden trip to the ER.
After doing the dirtiest of DIRTY CANON’s, I had to make a sudden trip to the ER.
by Mosart May 10, 2020