Dirty Caesar

The act of being poked by multiple penises a total of 23 times as you masturbate under a cloth sheet and screaming “Et tu, Brutus?” as you orgasm.

Bob: Did you hear about the orgy yesterday?
Kevin: Yeah, I heard Karen got Dirty Caesared.

by ChadThundercock69420 March 13, 2021

Dirty Caesar

The act of being poked by multiple penises a total of twenty-three times while furiously masturbating under a cloth sheet and screaming “Et tu, Brutus?” as you cum.

Andy: Did you hear about the orgy yesterday?
Jeff: Yeah, I heard that Bob got Dirty Caesared.

by ChadThundercock69420 March 13, 2021

Dirty Caesar Salad

Inserting an assortment of vegetables and leafy greens into your partners rectum/vagina, letting them push it all out into a bowl, and then proceeding to finish onto it, completing the salad. Finally share it as a meal with your partner.

“Yo, John whatchu doing this weekend?” “Oh I think my girl and I will have a Dirty Caesar Salad!”

by Texasstingerlover October 1, 2025

Dirty cesar

The act of mobbing and robbing someone as you furiously masturbate thinking of a sexy Asian maid. It has to be in a period of no less than 10 minutes. At the end one must cum in the victims hair, disragarding the victim's sex

"hey dude Shawn got a dirty Cesar from an anonymous bystander, he is in therapy now.". "hey let's roll tonight at the bridge doing dirty cesars to innocent bystanders."

by Dadke January 10, 2010

dirty cesare

Basically when a fat cunt uses you like a prostitute, slave or an illegal immigrant, that forces you (sometimes persuades you) to do his dirty work for the day.

"Are you pullin a Dirty Cesare on me cunt?"

by LiL SCRAWNY August 19, 2017

dirty cesar

It's a combination of all the "dirties" that could be done to a female while having sex.

Man, my ultimate goal is to perform a dirty cesar on a girl.

by Jorge Agnosti November 20, 2007

Dirty Caeser

The Dirty Caeser is a three part sexual act.

Ingredients:
- 1 shot cum
- 1 woman on her period
- Bottle of laxative

First, the woman has colon explosive shit where she doesn't wipe her ass.

Second, the man fucks the woman in the ass just untill he cums making sure he dips his dick deep enough to gets a nice rim of shit around the base of his shaft.

Lastly, the man pulls his dick out of the womans ass, cums on her pussy then fucks the woman while she is on her period.

Enjoy!

For her 21st birthday her friends bought her a Dirty Caeser and she was never the same.

by Clammer November 13, 2007