Dirty Caesar
The act of being poked by multiple penises a total of 23 times as you masturbate under a cloth sheet and screaming “Et tu, Brutus?” as you orgasm.
Dirty Caesar by ChadThundercock69420 March 13, 2021
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Dirty Caesar
The act of being poked by multiple penises a total of twenty-three times while furiously masturbating under a cloth sheet and screaming “Et tu, Brutus?” as you cum.
Dirty Caesar by ChadThundercock69420 March 13, 2021
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Dirty Caesar Salad
Inserting an assortment of vegetables and leafy greens into your partners rectum/vagina, letting them push it all out into a bowl, and then proceeding to finish onto it, completing the salad. Finally share it as a meal with your partner.
Dirty Caesar Salad by Texasstingerlover October 1, 2025
Dirty cesar
The act of mobbing and robbing someone as you furiously masturbate thinking of a sexy Asian maid. It has to be in a period of no less than 10 minutes. At the end one must cum in the victims hair, disragarding the victim's sex
"hey dude Shawn got a dirty Cesar from an anonymous bystander, he is in therapy now.". "hey let's roll tonight at the bridge doing dirty cesars to innocent bystanders."
Dirty cesar by Dadke January 10, 2010
dirty cesare
Basically when a fat cunt uses you like a prostitute, slave or an illegal immigrant, that forces you (sometimes persuades you) to do his dirty work for the day.
dirty cesare by LiL SCRAWNY August 19, 2017
dirty cesar
dirty cesar by Jorge Agnosti November 20, 2007
Dirty Caeser
The Dirty Caeser is a three part sexual act.
Ingredients:
- 1 shot cum
- 1 woman on her period
- Bottle of laxative
First, the woman has colon explosive shit where she doesn't wipe her ass.
Second, the man fucks the woman in the ass just untill he cums making sure he dips his dick deep enough to gets a nice rim of shit around the base of his shaft.
Lastly, the man pulls his dick out of the womans ass, cums on her pussy then fucks the woman while she is on her period.
Enjoy!
Ingredients:
- 1 shot cum
- 1 woman on her period
- Bottle of laxative
First, the woman has colon explosive shit where she doesn't wipe her ass.
Second, the man fucks the woman in the ass just untill he cums making sure he dips his dick deep enough to gets a nice rim of shit around the base of his shaft.
Lastly, the man pulls his dick out of the womans ass, cums on her pussy then fucks the woman while she is on her period.
Enjoy!
Dirty Caeser by Clammer November 13, 2007
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