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Dirty Braeden

When you are balls deep in your wife's, sisters asshole when she happens to have a tiny residual pop in her pop shoot that because of your forcefully thrusting spatters on the wall of her kitchen, and later when you are at her house with your wife, she thinks it is chocolate and licks it.
Ian did a dirty braeden last week and his wife never figured it out that it was not chocolate.
by Donolonious April 23, 2019
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Dirty Braiden

Dirty Braiden spreading someone’s legs like Moses parted the red seas and doing a no looker 360 backflip perfectly into said ones body
It was crazy my guy I pulled a dirty Braiden last night
by Butt_cheeck_clapper April 3, 2020
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Dirty Brayden

The act of someone doing butt stuff with the hottest girl in town and her mom at the same time. Then starts to film it and send it to her grandma so you could do butt stuff with a gilf.
Dang man did you here that he did the Dirty Brayden last night? Andrew was so mad he conquered his family..
by BigDaddyBobby July 3, 2020
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dirty braedon

when you cum in your partners belly button and make them drink it like a jelly shot
woah, you gave her a Dirty Braedon!
by Dirtyjamie October 18, 2017
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dirty Brayden Mapley

When a man really really hates them fucking black ass, tree climbing, watermelon eating loving monkeys. this is from the bottom of their heart, and no one can change them, they feel this way because they were once raped by a black man when they were just a kid, and never could look at them the same way.
by DADDY CAMO October 19, 2023
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dirty braden

The term "Dirty Braden" is used to describe an action of passionate love making while a pelican flys over you on the beach. The pelican then poops on either of the two performing the action and the other licks it off of the body of their partner.
Man my girl was so kinky she pulled a dirty Braden on me.
by Eeeee BBY April 18, 2018
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Dirty Brayden

The act of inserting one's own fist inside the Anus of a male orangutan wile it is performing sexual favors to said person
That guy jumped the fence at the zoo and did a dirty Brayden
by Icecoldace November 8, 2014
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