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Dirty Bernard 

When you are getting it on with a chick but then you remember you ate Taco Bell for your date and a storm starts brewing. So you have a semen fart diarrhea explosion and it’s not in your bed. So you try to redeem yourself by peeing on her
Man, that date went horrible, I pulled a dirty Bernard and she wasn’t into it, I thought she would love it!!
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Dirty Bernard 

The act of a male pulling out as a female squirts juice in his mouth. He then holds her juice in his mouth as he cums in her mouth then spits her cum in her mouth. The female then gargles on the cum cocktail as she sucks the males dick...
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Hey that girl is a freak I heard she gave Lucas a dirty Bernard at the farm party
Dirty Bernard by Spanish_currency January 9, 2018

Dirty Bernard McGuinness

The sexual act of smearing oneself in chicken fat and then ejaculating into a ballot box while shouting ‘Fine Gael for Sam’
Did you hear about Bernard McGuinness? He pulled a Dirty Bernard McGuinness in the last election. Those poor bastards counting the votes got their hands all sticky

Dirty Bernardo 

To smear feces in the shape of a goatee on someones face.
Aaron wouldn't stop being a little bitch so i gave him a Dirty Bernardo.
Dirty Bernardo by dirty junglist September 15, 2008

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026