Dirty Alida

When a partner shaves the bottoms head and attached a plunger to their head. The top will then use the plunger to manually thrust the bottoms nostrils into the tops dick or strap on. While cumming down their nostrils giving them a brainpie.

“She really gave him the dirty alida”

Dirty Alida by spencercocks May 16, 2026

Dirty Aidan

The act of masturbating whilst submerging your scrotum in a teapot of boiling water, and then finishing it off by ejaculating into the teapot, garnishing with flakes of burnt skin, and serving to an unsuspecting person.

"Your grandmother asked for some tea, so I gave her a Dirty Aidan."

"You fucking degenerate."

Dirty Aidan by Shitposting With Babish March 26, 2020

Dirty Aidan

Taking a women’s high heel in the anus

Can’t believe he got a Dirty Aidan while in the club

Dirty Aidan by APA_03 April 16, 2020

Dirty Aidan

A technique in which a male has ice cubes placed on his eyeballs while simultaneously having his cock sucked by a vacuum cleaner

My girl pulled out some freaky shit yesterday and tried a Dirty Aidan on me.

Dirty Aidan by dumb baby bicht April 6, 2020

Dirty Aidan

The dirty Aidan is when the female gives you head whilst you fight the ender dragon in Minecraft. If you kill the ender dragon before the female has finished she must finish giving you your blowjob then must remain unclothed apart from goggly eyes on the nips until she cooks you a full english. simulary if she finishes before you killed the ender dragon you have to do the same but you have the goggly eyes on your balls.

John: Did you get up to much with Hanna last night?
Thomas: yh we did the dirty Aidan!

Dirty Aidan by B0yFr0mTheH00d March 12, 2021

Dirty aidan

Just a dead set good cxnt

Pete: You know that dirty Aidan?
Mike: yeah he's a dead set good cunt!

Dirty aidan by Dead set good cxnt-dirty Aidan February 10, 2019

Dirty Aidan

A sexy girl with huge titties and a gorilla grip

I could really use a dirty Aidan right now

Dirty Aidan by bashejdbdjnbdhdnb August 31, 2020