Dirktatur

Eine von von einem Dirktator geführte, in der Theorie, demokratische Staatsform, welche sich besonders im Südosten von Köln ausgebreitet und an Attraktivität gewonnen hat.

Grundsätzlich beschreibt die Dirktatur eine Staatsform, in welcher Meinungen und Eindrücke von Bürgern zwar aufgenommen werden, aber in der Realität eher meist vom Dirktator abgelehnt und durch seine eigenen Prinzipien ersetzt werden. Im Endeffekt setzen sich diese dann durch und müssen von der Gesellschaft akzeptiert werden, um härtere Strafen o.ä. zu vermeiden.

Siehe auch "Diktatur"; "Diktator"

Diese Dirktatur treibt mich noch in den Wahnsinn...

Wir überlegen, auf Grund der Dirktatur in den Osten zu fliehen...

Dirktatur by OriginalGanjaMan November 5, 2018

Dicktator 

A dictator that happens to be a real dick or asshole

Hitler was a true dicktator who threw a tantrum because he didn't get into art school.

Dicktator by KevinHughes21 September 2, 2016

Dicktator 

One who, while recieving head, forces their partner's head up and down their shaft.

Girl 1: How was your hook-up last night?
Girl 2: It was going well, but then I went down on him and he's a total dicktator!
Girl 1: Oh snap, thats so demeaning!

Dicktator by theopressed11 July 19, 2009

dicktatorship 

The totalitarian government ruled by the phallace.

Chick A: So turns out Rory's addicted to midgetporn. He wants me to dress up as a wood elf for halloween.
Chick B: Dude, too bad men are ruled completely by their penises.
Chick A: Fo sho. What a dicktatorship.

dicktatorship by pissamind November 22, 2009

DICKtatorship 

To be controlled or dominated by a man

Guy1 "Dude my girlfriend wont let me do anything"
Guy2 "that sucks dude but i aint a pussy, i own my woman, its a DICKtatorship"

DICKtatorship by Wildo 69 April 1, 2010

Dicktator 

N. One who thinks he's god, but really is on a computer hub ego trip. nelsonbt

Brass is ruled by a dicktator.

Dicktator by JoMama February 8, 2003

The Dicktator 

This sex act involves a man and a woman where the man brutally beats the woman senseless. Near the point of fatality, the male grabs his dong and proceeds to make a potato condom. After the potato condom is created, the male puts it on over his abnormally small wang and commences the potato ass fucking. He continues until the woman draws blood from the sewer pipe and beef sandwich, where he then forces the woman to choke on this hunk of a veggie. During all this, he is speaking German and hailing Hitler, even wearing the notorious Nazi uniform. This sex act is considered sexist and the SJW WILL come to your front door. Also to note, this sex act is illegal in nearly every communist country. Rated PG.

I just gave Jill The Dicktator and boy was she a screamin!

The Dicktator by Damnstr8mmmmm November 16, 2017