Dipleptic

To be a massive retard

Man, I feel so dipleptic right now.

Are you from the DIPLEPTIC-NATION???

uHH Hello? Is this the dipleptic isle?

Story of a Dipleptic...
"Where is the dipleptic clinic for depleptics?", (I Said)
"Oh, the dipleptic section is right over there :).", (Admin Said)
"OhHh ThHankkK Yyouu I almosT FukiN Lost Ay?", (I Said)
*5 mins later
"Finally the dipleptic doctor", (I Said)
"Yes yes now if you follow me you fucking dipleptic", (Doctor)
"Righto", (I Said)
*They both sit in their seats
"SO... these readings show that you are terminally fucking dipleptic". (Doctor)
"Fuuuuuuck", (I said)
The End............

by BoxBoi September 22, 2020

dialectical materialism

The Marxian interpretation of reality that views matter as the sole subject of change and all change as the product of a constant conflict between opposites arising from the internal contradictions inherent in all events, ideas, and movements.

The dialectic materialism between Bob and Alice, as manifested in their respective adherence to quintessential gender roles, became indisputably resolved as Bob skeeted all up on her face.

by tenova June 27, 2004

new dialectic

the new (and current) reality which consciously (and unconsciously) dominates our language, thoughts and reasons for being in this post-modern, 21st century, third millennium world.

new dialectic in washington, d.c. : politics is show business for ugly people.
new dialectic in hollywood : show business is politics for beautiful people.

by Virgin Suicides June 18, 2017

Dialectic

The kind of logic that reasons from commonly accepted opinions to probable conclusions. It is distinguished from Analytic, which reasons from true and primary premises.

Dialectic is the generic name of the logic that governs the Socratic Method.

by Suhcnele February 23, 2011

depleption

the act of depleping; to be graze upon by misfortune but good.

abby, please don’t don’t do that thing called depleption to me.

by shut up brad February 13, 2021

dupaleptic

Having one's head up one's ass. Not being able to see the whole situation because your head is up your ass. Dupalepsy is the permanent condition. Crowbar wont help - surgery is required

Kelly was feeling dupaleptic today so I gave her a crowbar to pry her head from her ass.

by phoetherno March 3, 2011

Dialectic Bagel

A state in which you are stuck questioning the truth of your own or others opinions, in which you further question layer after layer of what formed the opinion forever caught within the Bagel as you can never truly find where it came from.

Person A: Hey, what 's up with KDog? He has been sitting in that corner staring at the wall for hours now.
Person B:Yeah, he's caught in a dialectic Bagel after finishing the complete works of Hegel.
Person A: Ahhh, poor guy.

by Elisa W. Royal August 26, 2017