dupaleptic 

Having one's head up one's ass. Not being able to see the whole situation because your head is up your ass. Dupalepsy is the permanent condition. Crowbar wont help - surgery is required

Kelly was feeling dupaleptic today so I gave her a crowbar to pry her head from her ass.

dupaleptic by phoetherno March 3, 2011

Dopalectic 

The result of dope actions. The highest evoltuonary level of keeping it real. Avante garde as interpreted by the senses.

John Coltrane"s " A Love Supreme" is a dopalectic auditory journey through the angstful and joyful tribulations of love.

Dopalectic by Dopalectic September 2, 2018

Dialeptic

What you call your friend who has Type 1 diabetes and epilepsy

Danielle you are such a dialeptic you need to see a doctor now

Dialeptic by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN October 29, 2022

Dipleptic 

To be a massive retard

Man, I feel so dipleptic right now.

Are you from the DIPLEPTIC-NATION???

uHH Hello? Is this the dipleptic isle?

Story of a Dipleptic...
"Where is the dipleptic clinic for depleptics?", (I Said)
"Oh, the dipleptic section is right over there :).", (Admin Said)
"OhHh ThHankkK Yyouu I almosT FukiN Lost Ay?", (I Said)
*5 mins later
"Finally the dipleptic doctor", (I Said)
"Yes yes now if you follow me you fucking dipleptic", (Doctor)
"Righto", (I Said)
*They both sit in their seats
"SO... these readings show that you are terminally fucking dipleptic". (Doctor)
"Fuuuuuuck", (I said)
The End............

Dipleptic by BoxBoi September 22, 2020