DipTwit

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Anyone that uses or lives off of the Twitter network

look up the word Twit = Moron

you
( calling friend or texting on phone)
= what are into now ?

friend- instead of calling me or texting me can't you Twitter me ?

you - you're a DipTwit

DipTwit by kenpo13 March 22, 2009

Words you can keep

Dipwit

A dipwit is someone who is stuck in their own delusional reality in which they believe what they say/believe is logical.

James is such a dipwit.

Dipwit by PrickBoi December 2, 2019

Related Words

DipTwit • dipwit • dimtwit • diptwat • dipswitch • diptit • Diptwister • dipwitch • ditwit

dipwit

a person who acts, does, or says something absolutly stupid

when i hit myself in the face with a phone at work and gave myself a fat bloody lip

dipwit by sherry November 6, 2004

Diptwister

A diptwister is a person who is filled with complete bullshit. This person extends the truth so often, it's hard to tell when he/she is telling the truth.

He's a fucking diptwister

Diptwister by dannyrosco September 22, 2016

dipswitch

someone who is completely clueless and is overall being an idiot.

person one: Uhhhh, so are you a boy or a girl....

person two: Stop being such a dipswitch Nathan!!!!

dipswitch by wannagetasmoothiepete July 1, 2009

dipwit

Combination between a dipshit and a dimwit. Pioneered by Katie Raddatz in 2006.

Thomas McGlennen is a dipwit.

dipwit by Paul Makowski December 1, 2006

ditwit

Often confused with the term nitwit

Ditwit - often confused with nitwit
Mom: "Your teacher is a ditiwt for assigning so much homework
Me: I think you mean *nitwit

ditwit by ggiig March 2, 2015

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026