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an utter buffoon who spits out nonsense
“god youre such a diptit, john
diptit by RUBENDEEZ420 April 22, 2023
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dietitian 

Nutrition expert that requires a degree and is a protected title. They don't want to be told all about how carbs are bad for you or be lectured on something you read about in a magazine and this suddenly makes you an expert on food. No it doesn't! You bell end!
With love, all British dietitians
Nurse, this patient is malnourished. Go get me a dietitian and then a cup of tea. Tally ho!
dietitian by sirlicksalotofpussy March 11, 2015
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1. Ray of Hope

2. Someones most favorite person in the world <3
Your my dipti.

Ily Dipti
Dipti by SmexyBirbMan February 21, 2019
Adj. (primarily Scottish)

1) Of low intelligence or lacking in common sense
"That dippit cow of a barmaid forgot to charge me for my drinks."
"This Xbox 360 is pure dippit."

dippit by Rentacow January 31, 2008
A dipwit is someone who is stuck in their own delusional reality in which they believe what they say/believe is logical.
James is such a dipwit.
Dipwit by PrickBoi December 2, 2019

Diatitties 

Someone who such large tits, so large its become a disease.
*Girl comes home from doctors*
Mother: Honey what's wrong?!? Your boobs look inflamed!
Girl: I've been diagnosed

Mother: With what?
Girl: Diatitties
Diatitties by I O Dine August 28, 2014

Hippity dippity 

to argue with someone after recieving head from a woman named linda
Dont hippity dippity with me right now
Hippity dippity by anonymous September 16, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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