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Diogenis 

The white as butter nerd in your history class that knows completely useless information about literally all historical periods.
He might also be a white supremacist.
-Diogenis did tell the truth?
-Yes, but in the words of adolf Hitler "The victor will never be asked if he told the truth"
Diogenis by Paster April 26, 2020
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Diogenes 

1. A savage philosopher who lived naked in a barrel in ancient Athens, Greece. Diogenes would often piss on people he didn’t like.

2. When someone does something savage, like Diogenes
1. Diogenes is superior to all other humans.

2. Did you hear that Chris walked out of Mrs. Johnson’s class? He really pulled a Diogenes with that one.
Diogenes by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019

Diogenes 

A Greek philosopher who carried a lantern in the daytime, searching for an honest man.
You don't trust politicians because you think they're all dishonest? Good luck finding one who meets your standards, Diogenes.
Diogenes by tomkat_nj July 23, 2017

Diogenes 

Sexy boi. Goes to your school. Gets all the womens.
Dang, Diogenes stole my girlfriend again.
Diogenes by DangDaniel4567 August 16, 2016

diogenes 

Person with a super high ego and thinks he can mog anyone
Bro that kid is such a Diogenes

Diogenes 

The white kid in your history class that will ask stupid, obvious, and just plain old retarded questions. He uses the word retarded way too much.
Diogenes: Hey Anthony, did you get you get your phone taken away?
Anthony: (On his phone) Goddamn It, I'M ON MY FUCKING PHONE RIGHT NOW.

Diogenes: Do we need a sleeping bag for the africa presentation?
Teacher: Diogenes, please just do your work.
Diogenes by adolf hitler fan June 5, 2017
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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